How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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