So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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