i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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