Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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