I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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