Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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