I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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