Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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