Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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