where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Its about making memories worth repressing
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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