Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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