I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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