I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I looked at my own cervix.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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