O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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