Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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