My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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