I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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