with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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