Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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