I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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