Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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