Having a random hookup so left but love u
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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