Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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