and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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