At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
