guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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