Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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