i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize