why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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