I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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