Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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