Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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