Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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