we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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