I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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