He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
you never un-have a 4some
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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