Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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