like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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