I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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