You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
