I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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