I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
How naked do you want me to be?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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