meet me or not, i'm out of control
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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