I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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