Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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