Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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