i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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