pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hey! you should come over!
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