I want to stick my p in your. b.
Say something about gay babies.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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