your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
