To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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