I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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